Wow. OK, I was randomly surfing the net and somehow I came upon this old picture of Madonna’s kid, Lourdes. And all I could think, obsessively and persistently, is that that really need to go into the bathroom and heat up the waxer. Seriously. I am now completely compelled to wax every stray hair I can find.

It is sort of like how when I see Jessica Simpson and immediately think of acne treatment, because of those commercials she used to do where they showed how bad her skin can get. I never look quite like that, but I see Simpson and I immediately go to the closest mirror to make sure I’ve not got any unsightly spots.